[Verse 1] When I'm feeling lazy At school or when I work I sneak to my computer, and then I like to shirk I don't go online shopping, I don't email with my mom I open up my browser, and go to digg-dot-com [Chorus][2x] Gotta digg, gotta digg, gotta digg Gotta make this story big! Did you hear that awful sound? Another server's down! [Verse 2] I always dig up Apple, and I bury Microsoft But when I said I was a girl, all the diggers scoffed And when I see those stories about Senator Ron Paul I don't even RTFA; I just digg them all! [Chorus][2x] [Verse 3] The fanboys can be tiresome, they always are outspoken And if you're listening Kevin Rose, the comment system's broken! I know digg isn't perfect, but be thankful for what we've got It's just like daddy always says: "At least it's not Slashdot!!!" [Chorus][2x]