[Verse 1: Kendrick Lamar] Swallow your pride and eat a dick Make the rulers apologize you ain't ruling shit I'm Rick Rubin in '85 with the beard thick, thick bitch type Peruvian, slanted eyes that squinch I'll tell you that I'm one up, sun down or sun up Son, I son niggas I probably fucked your momma With no condom, its good pussy, pussy tell it to your honor This trauma is Jeffery Dahmer it took me to many moves to fuck up this new platoon Get ambushed or kicked push with pushed booms Ma'am look, your man look like sweet water Cornbread that breaks under pressure when he's caught up Big homie said I gotta crawl before I walk And If I ran my mouth my legs would get cut off Just a young boss in a bat cave, back against the wall I came back with the back pains Woah [Verse 2: Kendrick Lamar] Tell 'em put my name on the gym ball Like I'm Derrick Rose, ho, know my gym You players not allowed I'm spiking your game towel And spiking your Gatorade with gasoline, I'm foul I'm in the crowd like Artest and them I'm move the crowd like Artest and them Punchlines means I'm really gon' punch civillians Crunch time means I take it to the hole But not a basketball, rather this good pussy that I'm in I assassin you niggas I make your weight shake thin Blank tapes in your deck, you can still break they necks They hear it, I need clearance from the labels just to spin I need to clear it with the bank just to spend My club appearance go for 25 racks When you're getting it like that, shit, it gotta be a sin So Lord forgive me guess I'm a sinner But these hoes is with me cause I'm a winner Back when we ate canned food for dinner I coach fools to pro tools make my agenda I'm tofu I'm lassi like tofu, I wish a Motherfucker would get your whole career injured Nigga, that's assult with a deadly weapon I killed your favourite rappers favourite rapper last record We fucked your favourite actress on a matress, what a blessin Made that pussy ante up she call me dick anti-depresent I'm really not impressed with none of you niggas stressin That some of you niggas blessed with the gift to carry the presence Of Big n Pac and I pocket big shit with label investments 15mins go far 50 seconds Last night I spent 12 hours inside a session Came up with shit, writers block, niggas up in there stressin Like, who da fuck cares? who da fuck cares? Even when your slumped dog, you'll still be a millionaire Nigga play santa claus and make sure your ho deer Every verse put that bitch in a hearse while I rock still(uh) Church to you pussies, you push me, get pap smeared (uh) Burst out your cookie, I'm reading ya fortunes here Wassup