[Intro] Man, Beyoncé, I'm mad at you Man... [Hook] They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay) I can day dream about Beyonce all day Thinkin about the good times before she met Jay See ya know They say hello (ay).. Hello (ay) I really thought I had a chance to be your man Until I seen the video with a ring on your hand It hurt me so [Verse 1 - Kendrick] I remember you were 16 on the t.v. screen with Wyclef Were you my type? Oh God yes, I was impressed You was like no no no I was like 12 years old Hoping that one day I could chaperone while you were on the road You wore braids with a bangin body Look like you did pilates Alot of sit ups probably But bump that I was there from the start Even When Latoya Luckett and that other doo doo bucket broke your heart Hope you didn't cry cuz honestly they were just so-so , they couldn't sing anyway you deserve to go solo No disrespect to Kelly and Michelle I'm just sayin they cool.. But you ? You are somethin like Wonder Woman And I just wanna hold your hand, bring you to Compton Gonzales park we can build castles in the sand Eatin hot cheetos with pickle juice in it Put that napkin down you know ill lick your fingers when your finished [Hook] [Verse 2] I just bought the Sasha Fierce cd Gazed at the cover for a whole 5 minutes until my girlfriend hit me She jealous of you cuz I don't love her like I love you I even make her do the "uh oh uh oh" just like you do She tell me im obsessed I tell her we connect Like Ice Cube way before the Mac 10 feud Shes like you god damn fool that girls rich and your broke I said so! I'm only 500 mill away theres still hope ! Anyway, I had feelings even way before you got paid And I didn't laugh when you busted your ass on stage And I salute Kanye for takin up for you I would've stole the award just to prove that I love you But Jay shoulda did that I thought he had your biz-ack What happened Mr. Izzo, Hopico, Fredrico He used to be my favorite Until he abandoned my diva Now I tell everybody Nas had killed him on "ether" [Hook 2] [Verse 3] I'm-a sneak back stage on a Mary J Blige concert with an "I love Mary" shirt Then find Jay-Z and push him into a dancer Hopefully they lock lips Thats when I say "Sounwave! Hurry up take da pic!" Put it on Bossip the same night Yeah that sound quite right Publicity like that? Yep they'd be sure to fight Better yet I'mma steal her cell call up Affion He impersonates Jay well Put Beyonce on the line and make up some bogus shit Like "You dont rub the back of my knees right so this marriage is over with and the ring thats on my finger. Guess what? Im throwin it *cling* .. And you heard the sound so you know I did." Hahaa that should get em That should break em up like a Kit Kat when I do dat yeah true that Ima put the plan in motion, that's for sure But if I end up with Macy Gray than this plan never work [Outro - Skit] Yeeeea, man I hope Jay don't be mad at me bout this song Start-, ay Wizzle start me back from like the first verse Like right before I come in Haha, what you say? Nah, you think it'll be hot for real though? Nigga, you stupid, they probably laughing as hard as you Nig' got the best wife in the world and shit Run that back though?