Everybody, everybody Joe walks on the tip of his toes to hide his pinocchio nose peaks into a window of a bar to watch them smoking cigars Yeah they're all smoking cigars Pam's got the teeth of a shark she only smiles in the dark so she asked the mirror on the wall am I the ugliest of all? am I the ugliest of all? and the mirror said: "hey... shala lala la la la lala shala lala la la la lala shala lala la la la lala everybody is beautiful" Just like the beauty'n'beast most wanted dance with the least no need to judge or to blame 'cause we're all mentally insane yeah, we're all mentally insane But the mirror saya:"hey... shala lala... everybody is beautiful" Somebody get me some water somebody get me some water somebody get me some water 'cause I can sleep no further tonight... The mirror says:"hey... shala lala ... shala lala... everybody is beautiful"