Once I turned the TV on I saw the green grass on the lawn I dont know why it struck me off That life was perfect as a catalog I guess im just a jealous dog I walked into a house of prayer I diddnt feel so welcome there I was looking for the hand of god When it struk me hard I was hit by a frog Oh the mean mean mouth of a jealous dog [2x] I had a friend with a handsome trait When hes done with his dinner hed lick his plate It's a way of living that I applaud Like the message in this monologue To never be a jealous dog Never be a jealous dog [2x]