Im crazy with this razor with this razor Im crazy With this crazor Im razy razor crazed Im crazy (ok Im re-loaded) go bring jay-z (tell them him ima ghostwrite for him) over dres beats Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket At the banquet and started to spank it (ahhh) Came in the bank with a tank fired a blank At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her But I didnt take nothing (thanks) Every bullet came from the same gun Just from different angles cause I was pickin strange places to aim from (mad rapper man I bet you 50 bucks you wont jump out the window shady) (ahhhh) pay me (madd rapper) Psych no way fucked up in the head Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (wait wait wait) Im a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed Or I just might start a fist fight instead See as far as the dough go I go loco see me pumpin gas at your local sunoco Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa Jump turnstyles then run from po po Chorus (2x) Life stinks we dont give a fuck son we crazy Tear up the clubs and do drugs we crazy Fuck wild hos and bust slugs we crazy Madd rapper is crazy slim shady is (crazy) (madd rapper) Yo yo I wish Id been aborted My pockets got a shortage Everything I wanna floss I cant afford it Im tryin to sell a o my pops tryin to snort it My daughters babysitter is about to be deported Im mad cause I still stand in line for clubs Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God dammit spike) Feeling kinda crazy now I just might flip out Slim shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out like... (eh.... oh... dude... that shits crazy man... oohhhh..... this is Incredible... ohhh....) Fuck that slim keep that for yourself You a crazy white dude and u need some help word (eminem) I got a beautiful wife kids and a gorgeous home What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone Im straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes Leave you eight stitches what Im gay cause I hate bitches Slut dont be nice to me Ive had it with girls And Ill still be mad at the world even if it apoligized to me (sorry) Youre hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin brains out Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse Spread out on a blood stained couch In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house Im sicker than boy george picturin michael jackson In little boys drawers shoppin at toy stores **whistling** Shady said it shady meant it I stay demented Ill throw a stroller at u with a baby in it Go ahead pull the plug think I wont smack you I just dropped a fuckin pill mom dont vacuum
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