In Twilight, this guy I know The palest skin you ever saw All the girls want him thought And now you know I wanna be like Edward Cullen I wanna be Edward Cullen (ohh) wish I could be Edward Cullen wish I could be cul-len wish that I could get all the girls, yo Didn't have to breath Didn't have to eat food And of course I want to read everybody's thoughts I wanna sparkle in the light, and drive a Volvo And honestly I wanna play the piano Although it would suck to never turn 18 Cause I know pedophiles will try to rape me I wanna say that Dracula is my Homie Be a vegetarian even thought I eat meat Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy That's such an awesome name They'll all be jealous of me In Twilight, this guy I know The palest skin you ever saw All the girls want him thought And now you know I wanna be like Edward Cullen I wanna be Edward Cullen(ohh) wish I could be Edward Cullen Wish I could be in Dr. Cullen Family and the Olympic Coven Then Edward can be my brethren and he can tell me how to be more like him Jasper and Emmet are so cool also And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot And Cold Don't wanna be near Rosalie, though Cause I have a thing about being around A-Holes I'd run and tell Edward to lave Bella, please It's obvious she would much rather be with me And if he says no Then I'll have to agree Cause honestly could beat the crap out of me In Twilight, is guy I know The palest skin you ever saw All the girls still Want him though and now you know I wanna be like Edward Cullen I wanna be Edward Cullen Wish I could be Edward Cullen Walkin, walkin, Walkin's Dumb Wish I could do the Edward run Then I would be really quick, too And I could get home in time for SCOOBY DOO If I was Edward I would be A millions time hotter Than he could ever be And James will be afraid of me I would live happily If I could read people's thoughts I wanna have Edward Cullen's life I wanna graduate a thousand times Just like In Twilight, is guy I know The palest skin you ever saw All the girls still want him though And now you know I wanna be like Edward Cullen I wanna be Edward Cullen Wish I could be Edward Cullen