Girl and boy Everything in full swing Heads or tails Doesn't make a difference Beneath the glamour There was always gonna be Amateur dramatics A lot of bad behaviour I would see Glasses on the table One two three But only you and me Wearing nothing In the lap of luxury Sipping slowly Not a leg to stand on Take my money Waste of paper Leave the table Bad behaviour I got my spies Sitting with me constantly To be my eyes And tell me what I see Cos a ghost Don't feel love or nothing Teflon cow Get ready for the credit clobber Secret mole Getting it together With a big bowl Of alphabet spaghetti Watch the birdie Looking through the mirror Polly want a cracker? That's not what I heard Gentlemen, Turn off your recorders I can hear them buzzing From inside of your tracksuits Got to get to California Where this woman Is threatening to sue me Get right back Back to the beginning Where we start off single And everything's in full swing Everyone's around you wearing big old hats Come on I'm playing the piano now I will not lie to you But I definitely only gave you half the truth I will not lie to you