Dr. Junk the Dentist Man Fills your teeth with what he can Airplane wings and corset stays And when he's done he'll let you pay In paper clips or inner tubes Or anything that's slightly used He's not really crazy Only nuts ... and bolts And rusty rings make him do The strangest things Dr. Junk the Dentist has An office full of colored glass A garden with a paddle wheel And funny plants for eye appeal And though he watches them with care I've never seen them growing there He's not really crazy Only nuts ... and bolts And rusty rings make him do Eccentric things Dr. Junk the Dentist built A junky castle up on stilts Junk within and junk throughout And TV in the chimney spout And fourteen levels to each floor And now he's adding fourteen more He's not really crazy Only nuts ... and bolts And rusty rings make him do The strangest things