[ Предположительная тональность: C#m ] Transcribed by Yngve Found at: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Todd%20the%20T1000# A = x02220 B = x24442 A/C# = x47655 B/D# = x69877 E (2 fr.) = x79997 F#m(maj7) = 243222 A B A B A/C# B/Eb E (2 fr.) E C#m A B Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9 E C#m A B that we used to call Jane E C#m A B Really good at cleaning and we got along fine E C#m A B so I couldn't complain C#m Ab Lately she'd been getting tangled up in the shag rug E F# And finally one wheel just wouldn't spin F#m D7 So we said our goodbyes and I traded her in E C#m A B This new one's kind of creepy, makes me shudder inside E C#m A B with his idiot grin E C#m A B He's head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide E C#m A B under translucent skin C#m Ab Sometimes he'll stand for hours looking into the mirror E F# And flexing like some guy at the gym F#m D7 And I'm easily ten inches shorter than him E F#m Abm C# Todd the T 1000 scares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B I don't think he knows I've got a right to exist E F#m Abm C# And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B And when I look over he is making a fist A B A B A/C# B/Eb E (2 fr.) One finger at a time E C#m A B I ask him if he'll vacuum and he doesn't respond, E C#m A B but I know that he heard E C#m A B I turn and catch him looking when he thinks that I'm gone E C#m A B and he flips me the bird C#m Ab I asked him when we started, please stay out of the bedroom E F# But I don't think I'm safe anywhere F#m D7 When I wake in the dark I can tell that he's there E F#m Abm C# Todd the T 1000 scares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B I don't think he knows I've got a right to exist E F#m Abm C# And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B And when I look over he is making a fist A B A B One finger at a time A B A/C# B/D# So I live like a ghost while he's living like me A B A/C# B/D# It's not my house any more A B C#m B/D# And I sneak out the door while he's watching TV A B A/C# B/D# Head down to the cyborg store Abm7 C# Abm7 C# I get some new arms installed at the store Abm7 C# Abm7 C# Buy the biggest ones I can A B A/C# B/D# Head back to my house, Todd answers the door A B A/C# B/D# He sees more than just a man E C#m A B My right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree E C#m A B and the left one's a saw E C#m A B I cut the couch in half and I smash the TV E C#m A B with my big smashy claw C#m Ab He's standing still and silent, I can't tell what he's thinking E F# He blinks a single glowing red eye F#m D7 So I give him a shove and then Todd starts to cry E F#m Abm C# Todd the T1000 scares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B But I think he knows I've got a right to exist E F#m Abm C# And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B But when he looks over I am making a fist A B A B A/C# B/Eb E (2 fr.) One finger at a time