In the bag was a razor made for delicate skin Shaved the peach fuzz, but only on my cheeks and chin Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache) Everyday you can watch it grow Now I'm rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache) All this time finally you know What lips are for, no one can ignore the stache It's a big school, I think about if Tom went here We'd be so cool, double dating at the prom next year We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache) Tender hearts, breaking one by one We'd be rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache) Ladies please, there's room for everyone Who wants a try, no one dares deny the stache Men of action all that matters is the bottom line Grow a nice one and get ready for your time to shine Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache) Strain the world, let the good stuff in Keep on rockin' the stache (I'm rockin' the stache) Make *your stand, celebrate the skin Beneath your nose, ever grander grows, the stache
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