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Jon Lajoie - In Different Ways
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I can see it in your eyes girl
            C#m
That you're in the mood for love
     F#m
So I light some candles, pour some wine
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Come sit down on the rug

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But there's something I must tell you, babe
C#m
Before we take this step
F#m
Something about me girl
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That you do not know yet

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I have no penis

It was torn off
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In a bicycle accident
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In nineteen ninety nine
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I also lost one testicle
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So all I have is a weird uni-ball
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And a rubber tube, between my legs
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But babe, I can love you in different ways

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I'll make love to you with the rubber tube
       C#m
That I use for urinating
        F#m
I'll just tape to Popsicle sticks around it
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Make it easier for penetrating

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And having only one ball
      C#m
Isn't always a bad thing
           F#m
It's like a pool ball in a pillow case
            D               E
It's like a cherry on a sundae


'Cause girl
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I have no penis
       A7
I have no cock
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If it looks like I have a ball
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Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock
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Girl, I know that you're afraid
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But I promise, baby, if you stay
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That I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
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And babe, I will love you in different...
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... ways

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Just because I don't have cock
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It doesn't mean I can't rock
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Just because I don't have cock
A                       D
It doesn't mean I can't rock
D          A
O-o-oh yeah

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