[ Предположительная тональность: A ] Alrighty, this is my first tab so go easy on me. A E It was late at night on Christmas eve A E I was dreaming of the soft white snow A E I was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree A E D E A What it was I did not know A E It was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts A E Unfortunately I did not know that A E So I quietly snuck up behind him A E D E A And I shot him five times in the back A A A It went Pow pow pow pow pow A A A He said "what the fuck ow ow ow" A A A A Then I shot him three more times in the head A A D E Pieces of his brain flew out and he was dead A E That's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard A E And his red suit filled with bullet holes A E I said "oh my god I killed santa clause A E D E A I'm not going to jail for this asshole" A E So I went to my shed and I got my saw A E And I started to choppipty chop chop A E I started with his arms then his legs then his head A E D E A And then the torso was a really long job A A And the blood went spurt spurt spurt A A A It was really hard work work work A A A It was hard cutting through his spine A A D E I must have vomited sixteen times A E I burnt all the pieces in my fireplace A E The smell of burning human flesh filled my nose A E Eleven hours later there was nothing left A E D E A And that's when I heard my telephone A E It was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob A E She said "He left the house dressed as Santa Clause A E But he didn't come home last night A E D E A Have you seen him god I hope he's alright"