Honey Do Honey do this Honey do that Work all day in The Honey Do Patch Woman oh woman What's a-wrong with you? I can't get away from The Honey Do Well way back in history about a half million years Back in the cradle of civilized fear Saturday morning the cave man's wife First spoke the words to make a grown man cry (Chorus) Well the weekend's here and it's time to relax Kick up my feet in the shade out back But I must-a been thinking about some other guy 'cause here comes The Warden with a look in her eye (Chorus) Well I dreamed I died and went up to heaven No more weedin', mashin' and shovelin' I'm standing in line at the old Pearly Gates Up steps the woman and hands me a rake (Chorus) What's that? Yes dear Alright honey