Come on baby, let's get in the car I'm gonna take you real, real far I'm gonna paint your mamma's face on the door You ain't gonna see her anymore Cuz I'm gonna be your race car driver Your race car driver They gonna paint a red flame, firebird on front I will be Evel Kenevil, you can double my stunts This ain't no Malibu Barbie Corvette This is a real 350 V-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet And I'm gonna be your race car driver Your race car driver Come on baby, let's get on the road Let's get on track And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back I'm gonna straddle the line Swear to God it's gonna take you real far I'm just a real small man in a real big car And I'm gonna be your race car driver Got studded tires, excuse me if I'm blunt I've got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front Got fuzzy dice with a secret door Full of flavored serums, breath fresheners and more And I'm gonna be your race car driver Your race car driver Anybody ever tell you you look smashing by the dashboard light Come on baby gonna make you feel alright We'll take you at high warp speed It's better than watching Star Trek after you smoked weed And I'm gonna be your race car driver Your race car driver Come on baby, let's get on the road Let's get on track And I will grab the wheel like it was your hair I was pulling back I'm gonna straddle the line