Jewel - Memoirs Of A Housewife - Текст песни

I have a secret obsession

   It's totally tupperware

   My own science project

   Defying wear and tear

   I'm jealous of shopping carts

   And all of their brand new things

   I want to fondle their labels

   In hopes one'll rub off on me

   

   'Cause everybody wants to feel brand new

   Like they do

   

   I spend my days indoors

   Doing like ding-dongs do

   Perfectly preserving

   Myself for you

   

   I take things out of their boxes

   Take out my note pad and pen

   Study carefully

   

   'Cause everybody wants to feel brand new

   Like they do

   

   So tell me you want me

   Tell me you need me

   Tell me I'll always be desirable

   Especially to you

   

   Make me feel brand new

   

   Attractive!

   

   Brand spanking clean

   And desirable as homecoming queen

   

   But if I were to bet

   All of the frenchfries in the world

   That you would say such things

   I would surely be one very hungry girl

   

   I approach china cautiously

   If there's cracks I deny it

   I ingest only perfect things

   Into my visual diet

   

   And at night I undress myself

   In front of your favorite things

   Your brand new hand-tied blue bass fishing lure

   And in the corner your money clip sings

   

   Everybody wants to feel brand new

   Everybody wants to feel brand new

   Like they do

   As they do

   I do too