Don't want to be a fat man; People would think that I was just good fun. Would rather be a thin man; I am so glad to go on being one. Too much to carry around with you. No chance of finding a woman who Will love you in the morning and all the night time too. Don't want to be a fat man; Have not the patience to ignore all that. Hate to admit to myself Half of my problems came from being fat. Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him; I've seen the other side to being thin. Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win.