[ Предположительная тональность: F ] Intro Am D Am D Am D Am Gm Am Gm Am Gm I am your neighbour I seem most respectable Am Gm D# But underneath I'm an iniquitous toad Am Gm So many dreadful mishaps have befallen you F C Am Down at the end of your road F C Am And I live down the end of your road Am Gm I'm working on ways to remove you from paradise Am Gm D# From your striped lawn and your new swimming pool Am Gm I place broken bottles in your geraniums F C Am Sabotage your gardening tools F C Am And I live down the end of your road D F C G By day I am a real estate { agent } gentleman D F C D I deal in fine properties cheap at the price F G C G F Under dark I plan my most devious practices G Am Am Gm Which you might not think very nice Am Gm Designing a system to reverse your plumbing Am Gm D# Welling up as you sit on your private throne Am Gm All kind of vile and despicable nasties F C Am You would rather not have in your home F C Am And I live down the end of your road Solo D# F C F# G# D# F C D E Am Gm Dispensed loathsome creatures in your drawing room Am Gm D# Sent doggy poo-poos in your morning mail Am Gm Rat's heads and larks wings { should } set your tongues turning F C Am And your houses will soon be for sale F C Am F C Am And I live down the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road F C Am F C Am Well I live down the end of your road, And I live down the end of your road F C Am F C Am Down at the end of your road, Yes I live down the end of your road F C Am F G Am I live down at the end of your road, I live down at the end of your road