Yes'n she's bad-eyed and loveless A young man's fancy and an old man's dream I'm self-raising and I flower in her company Give me no sugar without her cream She's a warm fart at Cristmas She's a breath of Champagne on a sparkling night Yes'n she's bad-eyed and loveless Turns other women to envious green Yes'n she's bad-eyed and loveless A young man's vision - in my old man's dream