THE BIRD Writers Hal Coleman, Barry Etrics Well my throat was dry and I was getting' late And I was at this bat on the interstate When this guy with a bird on his shoulder walked in the door And he proceeded to tell me the strangest thing He said, ???‚¬?“Sir this bird of mine can sing like no other bird You've never heard before!???‚¬?? Well I just looked at the guy and said ???‚¬?“Oh really????‚¬?? And he turned to the bird and said???‚¬??Do ole Willie???‚¬?? When that bird started singing I almost hit the floor. Whiskey River take my mind Don't let her memory torture me Whiskey River don't run dry You're all I got to take care of me Well if that ain't the durndest thing I thought, son, what a heck of a thing A man could get rich making that bird sing And I could feel this wild idear comin' on strong I said, ???‚¬?“I'm just sittin' here with two weeks pay And I'd probably blow it all anyway I'll buy that bird If he'll do one more song.???‚¬?? Maybe I didn't hold you quite as often as I should have You were always on my mind You were always on my mind I said, ???‚¬?“well that does it sir, yep I'd like to buy that bird Would $500.00 take him off your hands????‚¬?? Well, he thought for a while and he said, ???‚¬?“alright???‚¬?? He handed me the bird and he said ???‚¬?“goodnight???‚¬?? Counted the money and out the door he ran I was thinkin' I'd found the rainbow's end My ship would soon be rolling in When that bird sailed out the door And he was gone And as I watched him leave I got boilin' mad ???‚¬??Cause I knew right then that I'd been had And as he faded in the night he was singing this song On the road again I just can't wait to get on the road again (Somebody stop that bird!) The life I love is making money with my friend And I can't wait to get on the road again