I wore a shirt one day with a machine gun silhouette, sportin' a rainbow clip I had this gun guy staring at me, wondering where I got it and he just about flipped over it. I don't know his name, yeah, but just the same, he buys a literal mountain of death And I lost 5 or 6 bidding wars against him, yeah, until I had no money left I said until I had no money left Yeah, until I had no money left. Oh! I don't want you getting hurt if you're too disappointed if the feathers are broken and dead The birds look good in person, but not in the photos and super vice versa, I bet I've seen the auctioneer getting pretty frustrated if something good gets on the bid When I went down there I got pretty damned suspicious, but he seems like a pretty good kid Yeah, he seems like a pretty good kid Well, he seems like a pretty good kid This joint's been around for a while and it feels like the same old crowd each time But there's always that chance of a shill biddin' trucker trying to help a young man make a dime There's one gun guy coming straight out of Texas doesn't eat not one for himself He's got a kick in the gun shop, she likes to take him ridin' with the trophies of somebody else Yeah, the trophies of somebody else Well, the trophies of somebody else