[Verse:] Porc'lain boy is feeling so terribly lonely Just because he's fallen in love with a maid Though she's very near him She don't seem to hear him When he sings his little sad serenade [Refrain:] Porc'lain Maid, I'm calling to you From my teakwood stand Porc'lain Maid, I'm feeling so blue Please let me hold your hand How I long to cuddle and coo 'Neath a bamboo shade I wanna design a Home over in China For my Porc'lain Maid [2nd refrain:] Porc'lain Boy, I'm list'ning to you From my teakwood stand Porc'lain Boy, if you're feeling blue Come here and hold my hand If you long to cuddle and coo 'Neath a bamboo shade Why don't you design a Home over in China For your Porc'lain Maid