[Verse:] I can feel my spirits change In a manner very strange It happens so unexpected My temperature is affected By the music of a band I could never understand Why each melody Makes a change in me So when I hear you asking [Refrain:] How do I feel? I'll answer you by saying It depends a good deal on what the band is playing As to whether I'm blue or I'm happy It's up to the band Why am I glad? I heard a jazzy melody And why am I sad? It's 'cause they played the "Rosary" So whether I'm laughing or crying It's up to the band I want those sad musicians to play But after they start I feel like shouting "Take 'em away They're breaking my heart" And then a Rhythm that's new will give the gloomy tune a kick And what do I do? I act just like a lunatic And I'm not to blame for what happens It's up to the band