[Verse:] I'm tired of doing the same things over and over again You must admit that it's a bore I keep longing for a change Something different, something strange That we have never done before [Refrain:] I'd love to be shot from a cannon with you Now that's something diff'rent that I'd like to do We'd float through the air in a way that I never could forget the day that I was shot from a cannon with you I'd love to be caught in a mousetrap with you We're hungry and so there is one thing to do We'd soon hear a couple of mouses Yell out, "They ate our cheese, the louses!" When I'm caught in a mousetrap with you I'd love to escape a hotel room with you We'd open the window and quickly jump through And just when we get to the bottom The cameraman says, "Cut! I got 'em!" When I'm in a hotel room with you