I'd like my picture took What do I have to do to get my picture took? Who do I have to be to get my picture took with you? I'd like to spark with you Having a plate develop in the dark with you Nothing I wouldn't do to get my picture took with you Me sittin' down, you standin' up Lookin' at the birdie will be fun Hands in my lap, yours on your chest Just like Napoleon And someday we'll take a look Into a fam'ly album or a mem'ry book 'Stead of a boring evening, we'll be laughing at The picture that I took with you