[Verse:] [She:] The Tom, Dick or Harry that I ever marry Will have to be a dancer Before he gets my answer [He:] I'm not much at dancing but as for romancing I know a thing or two [She:] But that would never do [He:] Why wouldn't it? [Refrain:] [She:] I wouldn't give "that" for the man who couldn't dance If only a little bit He'd have to take a chance For when the band starts playing a lively air That's when he'll have to be there With a light fantastic, very elastic I wouldn't waste one little tiny little glance No matter how very much He spoke about romance He may be handsome, wealthy Full of personality I wouldn't give "that" for the man Who couldn't dance with me