[Verse:] I really think that Broadway Is just a false alarm It's just a great big fraud-way Compared to a farm A lot of folks may like it But I could not agree It may be good enough for them But not for me [Refrain:] I'm gonna stay right here where the Jack O'Lanterns grow I'm gonna wake each morn when the rooster starts to crow Then when I'm through milking the cow I'll be out working the plow While the birds Sing a little "Hello" I'm gonna settle down with a certain gal I know Until the day comes 'round when I must really go Then should the Angels whisper "What have you been?" I'll say "I've been a Reuben Down where the Jack O'Lanterns grow" [2nd verse:] I stop my work at sundown And if I want to roar I comb my hair and run down To Si's groc'ry store I hear the latest songs there I've got them all down pat I know "Poor Butterfly" by heart Just think of that!