[1st verse:] Why do they rave about beautiful France Where the wine flows and the maidens entrance Why go to Berlin, Vienna or Rome We can enjoy all their joys here at home In old New York up at Long Acre Square Turn 'round the corner, you'll find yourself there Millions of miles from all trouble and care Two doors from Heaven the Folies Bergere [Refrain:] Down, down, down, down, down to the Folies Bergere Order a Taxi, a cab or a car Go where the girlies sing oo la, la Girls, boys, joys, noise, laughter and music all there Ask me where? Where? Where? Down to the Folies Bergere [2nd verse:] Why do they sing of the Rathskeller's joys Who go to places just meant for the boys We'll get the girls and we'll bring them along Down to the folies, they'll see nothing wrong Bring down your sweetheart and give her a seat If your wife's there get a gallery seat Then if your wife and your sweetheart should meet Thirty-two exits lead out to the street