[1st verse:] Did you ever fall in love with a bonehead A stoneheaded man A man who doesn't know that the lights a-burning low Mean he should be most loveable That's the very kind of a man I'm in love with A dove with no heart When he should hug, snug like a bug within a rug That's the time he wants to part [Refrain:] Dog gone that chilly man of mine Overboard I'd shove him Just because he made me love him Dog gone that chilly man of mine He's as cold a lover as the pole that Cook discovered Dog gone that icy man of mine With a heart just like a fan For when I'm all fussed up for an ever lovin' spoon He's out in the garden making faces at the moon And I sigh and I cry Dog gone that chilly man [2nd verse:] When your heart is jumping up to your collar You holler for love And that's the time a man should be doing all he can To love his gal most beautiful When I ask him for a kiss on his call-days He'd always refuse What would you think of any man who talks of love While he reads the daily news?
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