[Verse:] What a beautiful morning What a wonderful day We can hear the birds singing As we go on our way Like a couple of children We're so happy and gay For we've been married two years now And we're gonna be divorced today [Refrain:] The Judge is waiting At the court around the corner For the wife and me With the final decree You'll see a happy groom and bride Standing side by side Receiving congratulations When the knot is untied A foxy lawyer At the court around the corner Will collect his fee The minute we're free We'll be divorced and then We'll soon be married again At the court around the corner The little wife and me