[1st verse:] Before you get married your sweetheart is your sweetheart to the dot But after you marry, your sweetheart, girls Becomes your sweetheart not Of course there are many exceptions To most ev'ry rule, but then In this very case, any time, any place Eleven times out of ten [Refrain:] After the honeymoo-oon After the honeymoon I'll wager my life there are millions of men Who wish that their wives were their sweethearts again After it's Mister and Missus There's often a year between kisses A sweet wedding cake only gives you an ache After the honeymoon [2nd verse:] Before your engagement you want your love to stand and stand around But after the wedding, it changes to "For goodness sake sit down!" You want who you want in the summer You get who you want that fall But after you've got who you wanted, it's not The one whom you wanted at all