We're on a mission from Rod Don't think it's very bloody funny at all, dunno what you're all laughing about Life in a city living in L.A, is a long way from Huddersfield town The back of the Rainbow's a long way from heaven But that's where he get's his pork pie Limos and ladies, they're driving him cwasy Wugby and cwicket's unknown Baseball and football, they're making him lazy Your fan club says "Rodney come home" The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Look out on the Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels A good game of arrows a few dozen barrels The Nautilus rusts in the yard Yorkshire is yearning but because he's earning He'll always live in L.A. A custom-made wallet that stays in his pocket And never comes out to pay bills He's winning at poker and playing the Joker And he always cheats when he deals The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle Look down on the Hollywood Hills The Sheriff of Huddersfield locked in his castle You're our own Hot Rod on wheels Hello, let me introduce meself!