Marcel lives in Wapping, the ducks are due his tapping Marcel's got a houseboat on the Thames There's grotesque decorations, eccentric demonstrations Let's go down to Marcel's on the Thames CHORUS: Knock knock, sesame it's open, it's Alice in Wonderland Marcel, Marcel Can we come around, can we see you right away? Can we come around? It's such a groovy day Marcel, Marcel Meet the oddest creatures with unfamiliar features Greeks & Turks with clerks & lemon tyne Men with long eyelashes & ladies with mustaches On Marcel's creaking house, it's on the Thames (chorus) Gusters work for giving, the panda men are livin' (repeat & fade): Let's go down to Marcel's on the Thames