(Words by Daryl Hall & John Oates; Music by Daryl Hall) Put on your feline finery "Da' Katz" are meeting down below If you feel like rocking with a Tabby, Tom, and Calico It'll dirty up your pedigree But we guarantee a good time Wee got some catnip that'll set you free Come on, Come on, paws on the line Alley Katz, Allen Katz come out and play Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet Out in the alley it's strictly low brow Alley Katz, Alley Katz make me meow, meow, meow Felix is a puss in boots He really likes to scratch and bite Sylvester is unnatural The Kitty is a catamite He will dirty up your pedigree He will guarantee a good time He got some catnip that'll set you free Come on, Come on, paws on the line Alley Katz, Alley Katz come out and play Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet Out in the alley it's strictly low brow Alley Katz, Alley Katz make me meow, meow, meow