(Cummings-Bachman) Tell your city slickingв' cousin Lay that peppermint twister down Sheв's been shakinв' up my biscuits Dragginв' my feet all over town Thereв's some bacon in the kitchen And a clean towel behind the door Yes Iв'll meet you at the warehouse Then Iв'll never see you no more And itв's too much for me All that lovinв' for one man Yeah sheв's too much for me But Iв'll do the best I can She used to call me "Rascal" But now she calls me "Dapper Dan"