From the Album: * No promises no debts Decided it was time to take a boxcar ride Outa the rain snow and cold Me and a friend of mine Guy I met somewhere down the road Hummin' all the way down to Spain on that choo choo train Safe across the border Abidin' law and order Lost eachother gettin' high on calvados I sorta looked up with what musta been The face of gratitude When she kissed me on my cheek And winked her little voulez-vous They trampled on my head like a dancer did somewhere in Madrid I couldn't feel, I couldn't see Stole my passport and left a red bandana On the steps of the cantina They threw me out the door I couldn't ask for more Snot love in Spain Snot love in vain Too young to explain Love in Spain Well I found out pretty soon I could dig myself in down the beach poolside Rip off a German hup two baby all right She was a waitress I couldn't resist Her brother said she will make you a good wife Well since I was from over the border Abidin' law and order We spent the night gettin' high on calvados I looked up with what musta been The face of solitude When she slapped me on the face And her brother started gettin' rude They trampled on my head etc……