Tina: A buh-buh buh buh-buh ( A buh-buh buh buh-buh ) You went to school to learn, girl Things you never, never knew before... Kurt: Like I before E except after C... Tina: And why 2 plus 2 makes four Now now now, I'm gonna teach you... ( Teach you, teach you ) All about love, dear... ( All about love) Mike: Sit yourself down, and take a seat All you gotta do is repeat after me. CHORUS: Everyone: ABC Tina: Easy as... Everyone: 123 Tina: Or simple as... Everyone: Do re mi Tina: ABC, 123, baby, you and me girl Everyone: ABC Tina: Easy as... Everyone: 123 Tina: As simple as... Everyone: Do re mi Tina: ABC, 123, baby, you and me girl (Ah ah, a little bit) Tina: Come on, let me love you just a little bit (Teach, teach sing it out) Come on, come one, come on Let me show you what it's all about! Quinn: Reading, writing and arithmetic Are the branches of the learning tree Mike: Well listen, without the roots of love let me tell you, girl Kurt: Your education ain't complete Tina: T-T-T-Teacher's gonna show you (Show you, show you ) How to get an A (Na, na, na, na, na ) Mike: Spell "me" "you" "attitude" Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do. CHORUS: Everyone: ABC Tina: Easy as... Everyone: 123 Tina: Or simple as... Everyone: Do re mi Tina: ABC, 123, baby, you and me girl Tina: ABC is easy, as like counting up to three, Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be, Sing a simple melody One, two, three you and me (Aaah, yeah! ) Kurt: Sit down girl! I think I love you Mike: No, get up girl, Show me what you can do! Tina & Mike: Shake it Shake it baby come on now Tina: Shake it shake it baby One, two, three baby oo ooh That's how easy love can be Tina: ABC is easy, as like counting up to three, Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be. Mike: Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out. Tina: Oh, oh oh baby. Everyone: ABC is easy, as like counting up to three, Sing a simple melody That's how easy love can be. Mike: Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out, sing it out. Everyone: Easy as 1, 2, 3!