Hey, Mr. Universe, can you help me please? I'm only seven stone two When I'm on the beach, the girls stay out of reach They all want someone like you You've got to help me, please Mr. Universe Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case Don't let me down now, please Mr. Universe I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face Mr. Universe, you know it's getting worse I need your seven-day plan I'm thinner every day, before I waste away I need a muscle-bound man