Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and boys you better listen Names have been changed to protect the innocent Just in case it's about you I guess I'm in a little predicament What else can this little girl do There was Peter He was a cheater Who couldn't keep his hands to himself There was Richie Well he got bitchy So I left him there on the shelf So I give up on love I guess I've had enough And I don't give a... what can I do Just when I've found the one And I think loves begun It's falling through So I will dry my eyes And I'll just fantasize And I'll get moisturized and think of you I'm lookin for the best And I'll take nothing less Baby what about you A meeting of minds is so hard to find Is there no such a thing as the one They say love is blind cos the truth is unkind I'm just a hot-loaded gun There was Henry Now he got friendly While dancing in my pink underwear And there was David When he got naked He didn't have much up - or downstairs So I give up on love I guess I've had enough I don't give a..., what can I do Just when I've found the one And I think loves begun It's falling through So I will dry my eyes And I'll just fantasize And I'll get moisturized and think of you I'm lookin for the best And I'll take nothing less Cos baby what about you I said baby, what about, you