Well I was out a drinkin' With a couple of friends of mine When the bartender handed me the telephone Says "There's a wife on the line." I told her I was just a drinkin' With a couple of buddies I knew She told me in a few short words Just a what she wanted me to do She said "Oh won't you come home and talk to a stranger. Cause you might even make yourself a friend." She said "Won't you come home and talk to a stranger. It's the only place in days you haven't been." Well I sat there about an hour Talkin' with the rest of the guys When she walked through that front door She had "Get home" in her eyes She said "You've danced and talked With every woman in town but me. And if you'd just come around the house You might like my company." She said "Oh won't you come home and talk to a stranger. Cause you might even make yourself a friend." She said "Won't you come home and talk to a stranger. It's the only place in days you haven't been." She said "Oh won't you come home and talk to a stranger. Cause you might even make yourself a friend." She said "Won't you come home and talk to a stranger. It's the only place in days you haven't been."