(Donald Yetter Gardner) Everybody stops and stares at me These two teeth are gone as you can see I don't know just who to blame for this castastrophe But my one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as can be Chorus: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth My two front teeth See my two front teeth Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth Then I could wish you, “Merry Christmas” It seems so long since I could say “Sister, Susie sitting on a thistle!” Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle Chorus Chorus It seems so long since I could say “Sister, Susie sitting on a thistle!” Gosh, oh gee, how happy I'd be, if I could only whistle Chorus