Chorus: Well I'm sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had. Well we met with some gal in a tavern And oh, what a beautiful dream Well we had three or four, then had several more And that's when I went off my beam. Chorus: Sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had. The jukebox so loudly was playin' Each couple havin' a ball But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals I'll bet me and Merle the sickest of all. Chorus: Sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had. --- Instrumental --- Outside I was hailin' a taxi We got one this time without fail It sported a star, we didn't go far Was only three blocks to the jail. Chorus: Sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that we had. --- Instrumental to fade --- Yeah...