We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, We don't take no trips on LSD; We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street, But, We love livin' right, and bein' free. We don't make a party out of lovin', We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo; We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy, Like the hippies out in San Francisco do. And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, A place where even squares can have a ball; We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, White lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all. --- Instrumental --- Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear, Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen; A football's still the roughest thing on campus, And the kids here still respect the college dean. Now, I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee, A place where even squares can have a ball; We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse, White lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all. White lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all...