My brand new car has a dent in the fender I'm so mad I could shout But there's no need for me to complain For she'll do it the very next time out. Just a while ago my banker told me That again, we were overdrawn She writes to many checks but what the heck My loving wife has never done me wrong. The food she prepares I know is the best That's ever been put on a plate And hour by hour she's by the telephone That's her favorite gossip place. The house stays messed up most all of the time It's a site for friends to come around I know thing aren't spick and span but on the other hand My loving wife has never left me down. And she loves me That makes everything alright She's alway there waiting for me When I come home at night. The clothes she buys cost me way to much But I know that it's me she dresses for She may not have perfect ways but I tell her everyday My loving wife, I love you like you are...