I was the best looking thing she ever had her arms around At least that's what I told all over town It was a privilege for her to watch just to keep me here While I lay home and watch TV, sippin' on a cold, cold beer. I told myself I had it made for the rest of my life A dream comes true for one who never gave his share My life in this old house was like a king upon his throne Till I woke up one morning and the one I love was gone. And the King is not the King anymore He got an empty house to rule which proves that he's a fool He drove her and his crown's right out of the door. And the one he loved won't be back She'll never put her foot back thru the castle door And the King is not the King anymore. And the King is not the King anymore...