(this one's called: taxman) (one, two, three, four, one two) Let me tell you how it will be There's one for you, nineteen for me 'cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman Should five percent appear too small Be thankful I don't take it all 'cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman (if you drive a car car) I'll tax the street (if you try to sit sit) I'll tax your seat (if you get too cold cold) I'll tax the heat (if you take a walk walk) I'll tax your feet Taxman! 'cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman Don't ask me what I want it for (ah, ah, mr. major) If you don't want to pay some more (ah, ah, mr. [..]) 'cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman If I reduce it, can you sleep (ah, ah, boris yeltzin) Get back [..] v.a.t. (ah, ah, mr. bush) 'cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman If you get a hat hat, I'll tax your hat If you get a cat cat, I'll tax your cat If you wipe your feet feet, I'll tax your mat If you walk away away, I'll tax your [..] Now my advise to those who die (taxman!) Declare the pennies on your eyes (taxman!) 'cause I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman. And you're working for no one, but me (taxman!) Yes, I'm the taxman Yeah, I'm the taxman