[ Предположительная тональность: Bb ] Intro: Bb Eb | Bb Eb F }x4 G D Bb F Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good C Cm Bb With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes G D Bb F The sun was shining so I head for the park C Cm Bb With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes I got a cousin, and sge got a friend Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help At his apartment, I knock on the door He wouldn't come out until he got paid Pre-chorus: Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb Eb Now don't tell anybody what I wanna Do Bb Eb Bb Eb Eb Bb Eb If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through Chorus: Bb Eb Bb Eb F Bb Eb Bb Eb F Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien (X2) Down at the office had to fill out the forms A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose Up to the counter to see what they think, they said, "It doesn't count, man, it aint written in ink" I don't trust anybody, least not around here (Chorus) Lead in to bridge: Bb (2 bars) Ab (2 bars) An illegal alien, OK Bridge (background chords) whole phrase x2 G (no 3rd) 2 bars G (no 3) 2 bars G (no 3) 1 bar G (no 3) G (no 3) half bar each D G Consideration for your fellow man C D7sus4 Would not hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand Bm | Em |D |A | x2 Then back to pre-chorus and chorus