Look at all the people looking at she floating round the room like she's living on the tv we all end up watching her and then she thinks we're fans but she isn't even famous she just acts like we should kiss her ass -chorus- She's so full of herself I'd like to thank her for the show and she'll thank the Academy for recognizing what she already knows who can satisfy it's so hard to be society's dream you might hate the type but she amuses me Tell her you could have her and she might owe you a kiss she's another case of Leading Lady-itis already talking to her is like talking to a wall because she has so many day jobs, there's nothing really there at all -chorus- standing (standing) waiting (waiting) laughing (laughing) fading (fading) lady (lady) She waited too long and had to run home and hang up the phone cause time is too expensive dear -chorus- she's so full of herself (x 9)