The surgeon general, doctor koop Sposed to give you all the poop But when hes with p.m.r.c. The poop hes scoopin Amazes me C-span showed him, all dressed up In his phoney doctor God get-up He looked in the camera and fixed his specs n gave a little lecture bout anal sex He says it is not good for us We just cant be promiscuous Hes a docter -- he should know Its the work of the devil, so Girls, dont blow! Dont blow jimmy, dont blow bobby Get yourself another hobby (if jesus practiced medicine Im sure hed do it Just like him) Is doctor koop a man to trust? It seems at least that reagan must (but rons a trusting sort of guy -- He trusts ed meese I wonder why? ) The a.m.a. has just got caught For doin stuff it shouldnt ought All they do is lie and lie Wheres doctor koop? Hes standin by Surgeon general? whats the deal? Is your epidemic real? Are you leaving something out? Something we cant talk about? A little green monkey over there Kills a million people? Thats not fair! Did it really go that way? Did you ask the c.i.a.? Would they take you serious, Or have they been Promiscuous