Gold sun-glasses and a wandering eye He looks like he's wearing a cheap disguise But it's real Don't you know how it feels He goes to work and he scares the hell Out of all the girls down in oradell What a deal Don't you know how it feels Lay it down, lay it down You've got to cover a lot of ground Lay it down, lay it down Karpet king Karpet king Half a drink and he's out of his head He puts the boys back into their beds And he's free That's the way it should be Out every night with the girl of his dreams He knows it'll never be quite what it seems To be Don't you want hell to be Lay it down, lay it down You've got to cover a lot of ground Lay it down, lay it down Karpet king Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down Lay it down, lay it down, lay it down (repeat and fade)
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